Leave Me Alone T-Shirt

👕 Premium Comfort Fit

Slip into Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt. This tee is made from super soft, breathable fabric that feels amazing all day long.

🧵 Material Details

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for smooth, durable wear.
• Heather & Sport Grey Colors include a cotton/polyester blend for extra softness and shape retention. 

📏 True-to-Size Fit 

• Unisex sizing - looks great on everyone.
• Pre-shrunk to hold its shape after washing
• Fits true to size for effortless online
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🇺🇸 USA Made

🇺🇸 Proudly printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA

Sass & Humor Inspired Apparel!

We print quality shirts with quality ink, but they're not indestructible.

Follow these steps so your favorite phrases don't fade faster than your New Year's resolutions.

💦Washing Instructions        

The Essential Rules:

1. Turn it inside out
Before washing AND drying. This protects the design from rubbing against other clothes (and from your washing machine's aggressive energy).

2. Cold water is your friend
Use cold or low-temperature water with a mild detergent. Hot water is great for
tea, terrible for graphic tees.

3. Go easy on the spin cycle
Avoid extra-heavy or aggressive spin settings. Your shirt doesn't need a
carnival ride.

4. Air dry when possible
Hang it up and let nature do its thing. Your shirt (and your electric bill)
will thank you.

5. If you must tumble dry...
Use low heat and keep heavy fabrics (jeans, towels, your emotional baggage) out of the load. They'll beat up your tee.

6. Ironing (if you're fancy like that)
Iron inside out on low heat. Never iron directly on the design unless you want your sarcasm permanently wrinkled.

Why This Matters: Proper care = longer-lasting shirts = more opportunities to broadcast your personality to unsuspecting friends and coworkers.

Treat your tees right, and they'll keep speaking your truth for years to come.

- Sass & Humor Tees

Free Shipping (Because We're Not Monsters)

Orders over $75 ship free. Under that? We'll calculate shipping at checkout no surprise fees, no corporate nonsense.

Order Processing Timeline: We'll get your order out within 7 business days of purchase.

Shipping & Delivery - Delivery time: 2-5 business days after your order ships

Tracking: You'll get tracking info as soon as your order leaves our hands because anxiety about package locations is real.

 Heads up: During peak periods (holidays, viral TikToks, existential shopping sprees), processing might take a bit longer. We'll keep you posted.

The Honest Fine Print

• Delivery estimates are just that: Weather, carrier delays, Mercury in
  retrograde some things are beyond our control
• Secure checkout: Your payment info is encrypted and secure. We take your data seriously (unlike that one coworker who uses "password123")
• Lost packages: If your order goes missing, contact us at sass@theplacefortees.com and we'll track it down or send a replacement

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REFUND POLICY

At Sass & Humor Tees, we want you to love wearing your sarcasm as much as we loved creating it. If something's not right, we'll fix it no corporate jargon required.

We've Got You Covered For:

• Wrong item sent - If we sent you "Team Player" when you ordered
  "Professionally Damaged," that's on us
• Damaged or defective products - Arrived with holes, misprints, or otherwise unwearable? We'll make it right.
• Quality issues - If your shirt falls apart faster than your motivation on a
  Monday, let us know.

Timeline: Request refunds within 30 days of your purchase date

How to reach us: Email us at sass@theplacefortees.com with:

• Your order number
• A brief description of the issue (bonus points for sarcasm)
• Photo of the problem (if applicable)

Response time: We'll get back to you faster than you can say "this meeting could've been an email"

Important Notes:

• This policy applies to items with defects or shipping errors we can't accept returns just because your boss didn't appreciate the humor
• To keep your tees looking sharp for maximum sass delivery, follow the care instructions included with your order
• We reserve the right to update this policy (we'll let you know if we do)

Questions? We're humans, not bots. Reach out to sass@theplacefortees.com and let's talk.

Because life's too short for complicated return policies.